7 REASONS WHY KIKUYU WOMEN MAKE STUBBORN GIRLFRIENDS! MEN, THINK TWICE BEFORE HOOKING UP WITH ONE!

4. Weird food.

Finally, it’s time to address the pilau njeri in the room. For many Kikuyu women, once they are in a relationship, cooking is a way to show their love. But the problem is that they don’t know how to do it well, so be prepared for food experiments. Your kitchen will be no different from a high school science laboratory. At first the cuisine might seem absolutely normal and even a little boring, but when you get to eat your Kikuyu girlfriend’s food more often, you will have more and more questions. What is that weird purple salad? Mayai cooked with Royco and sugar? Burnt pancake? Why is she putting cabbage in pies (and everywhere else)? Trust me, the kind of meals you will be served will leave you scratching all the hair from your head. And if you dare criticize her food, she will sulk for a whole week and even quit cooking for you altogether.

 

5. In bed ….they ask you to postpone your ‘coming’ so they can gain more pleasure.

If you’re about to bust your nut and a girl does tells you “No” or “Wait,” she’s an inconsiderate human being who is now causing you direct harm. Holding back isn’t that easy. A man’s nut is sacred, and for her to impede that should be criminal. But Kikuyu girls don’t care about that. They want you to make them cum first no matter what. When you cum before a Kikuyu girl even if you’ve shagged her for 2 hours straight, she will still frown. And most of them take ages to get an orgasm so by the end of it all if you are successful, you end up feeling like a mjengo guy after work.

 

6. They have the balls to order their boyfriends around

Traditionally, Kikuyus had a matriarchal society where women were seen as more valuable than men. But that should have been left in the pre-colonial era. However, Kikuyu women nowadays still carry themselves with mafioso bossy attitudes and they don’t mind ordering men around.  When they want to suggest something, they use “you should” instead of “can you?”.

 

There is absolutely no reason for a girl to ever tell a man “you should…” It insinuates that not only are you currently doing something wrong, but that she knows more than you, which is extremely unlikely. She is free to say, “Have you thought of…” or “What do you think about…” not blurt out the word “should,” which is a synonym of “must,” The only things I should or must do are pay my taxes and live. This attribute usually creates plenty of problems in relationships and no wonder there are millions of single Kikuyu mothers.

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