Dear Men, Before Going To A Lady’s House For S£X, Please Read This And Stay Safe!!!

..some commanding thunderous voice- “Susan… Fungua Mrago!! Najua uko ndani.


His body froze and he started sweating profusely.

He asked Susan if she had a Mzee… And she hesitated, just covering herself in a Leso as she rushed to the door.


My buddy knew that his final day on earth had come.

He had no option but to hide under the bed.


Ominously, under the bed he found a page of the Obituaries.


He thought of what he would remembered for – Simba that died in the battlefield or Ng’ombe aliye kufa na nyasi kwa mdomo.

That’s when he sent me SMS.


However just after sending message – GO TO PAGE 3 TO CONTINUE READING>>>>>>