Dear Men, Before Going To A Lady’s House For S£X, Please Read This And Stay Safe!!!

….Susan came back relieved… It was the House Agent.


She had not paid the December Rent, and since it was 5th of January, and the guy wanted to put second padlock.


I then reminded him of a very crucial rule of engagement – Never ever ever ever remove your trouser in a house that you do not know how the rent is paid.


If saitan decides to cheat you to eat a second lunch afadhali ulipe rent ya 300 kwa Lodge.


Anyway, that was just some piece of advice to those that want to stay alive in 2017