EULOGIZING JEFF KOINANGE…THE FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF A FALLEN TELEVISION CLOWN!!! (MUST READ PIECE)

Jeff abetted the madness. He created it, fed it and nurtured it. It stopped being a TV show and became a ho-hum Reality Show where disgruntled divas went to settle scores ,name-call, childishly lash out and beef it out in public.
It became another stupid episode of Nairobi Diaries. Or The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

It became the Jerry Springer show, complete with the cat-fights and the messiness and the loudness with Jeff happily clapping along to the buffoonery and absurdity of his mentally-challenged guests who carelessly drove into Kempisnki while drowning a Jack Daniels and reeking of stale condoms.
Jeff even took part sometimes in the madness… Like a bad TV actor, baiting his guests and goading them to war on, fight on and spur on and then, as if on a bad script, throwing his Ipad into some pool behind him, crying out ‘it’s smoooooking!’ like a failed Malibu actor and even reaching out for his Fire Extinguisher to try and whip up the fire –Not even extinguish it.
Jeff scripted the madness…And led it on, question by question, guest by guest, answer by answer.
He spoke like the coached host he was, reducing the TV show from a sensible moment of national reflection into a deplorable sit-down with fools and garrulous Kenyatta-aligned scumbags.
Jeff and his producers moved from hosting a show that our mothers and fathers can comfortably watch to hosting some sort of third-rate , Nigerian-style Reality show that was so cringe-worthy, so filled with uncomfortable moments and childish outbursts, we had to start watching it for the dramatic effects . Not to learn anything new.
He even started releasing teasers and shoddily-done posters onto the internet to advertise the next show and whip up the excitement. And kept inviting back some blogger-turned-Government praise-singer onto the show. And some activists too just watch the sparks go off , the hinges fall off and the blaze blow up.
He became an enemy of the truth. And a covert, sly purveyor of a warped, dubious Government agenda.

 

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The moment Boni dramatically walked out of the JKL show Photo/ Twitter

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